(If you are new to Face Punch Wednesday, please read this post before you complain-I don't want to hear it.)
Welcome to Face Punch Wednesday.
Lawmakers who passed the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act (CPSIA). This piece of crap will certainly close up every garage sale, children's resale shop and eliminate any and all donations to charities which assist children and their families struggling through tough times. Thanks to the White House, Congress, and our Representatives for protecting us from nothing, fully taking away our choice and further ruining our economy by thrusting unrealistic rules and regulations on small business SURELY forcing them to close up shop and/or into bankruptcy. Thanks you idiots: 8 punches, extra hard.
(This was a last minute inclusion thanks to GloryQuilts – I was unaware of this issue and am appalled)
Al Franken has the dubious honor of making the list for the second time. It looks like he will knowingly and fraudulently steal the election from Norm Coleman. Excellent Smalley-thanks for making a mockery of our election process. It's fun to know real votes count for nothing as the Dems will count the votes they like twice and simply make up "votes", or find "votes" blowing down the street or in cars or up Franken's butt for the rest, then certify them as legitimate-even more fantastic when they are marked in crayon or cast by people who are too inept to vote in a clear way-seriously people, it's not that hard. If you can't figure it out DON'T VOTE. At this point I say let him have it-then the Senate (& MN) get EXACTLY what they deserve. 50 punches
(I wish your mouth would stop working. Also, please keep in mind you haven't been declared the winner a-hole-just the recount has been certified.)
Finally, just because of the sheer unnecessary-ness of it-the FDA has approved a new drug that will have far reaching healing powers and will surely make our lives better- Latisse, an eyelash lengthening drug that will ensure every American and people around the world can have long luxurious, movie star eyelashes. Holy cow-I am so happy they weren't wasting their time trying to find drugs to cure eye diseases. Or cancer. Or aids. 3 punches
(Yes I know it was found from a glaucoma drug, but remember it's my list and I can punch anyone I want. Thanks and have a nice day!)