(If you are new to Face Punch Wednesday, please read this post before you complain-I don't want to hear it.)
People I Want to Punch in the Face
Jack Cafferty-Um, ok creepy old dude with WAAYYY too much affection for Michelle Obama's arms. First, being a hard working natural, competitive bodybuilder myself, I'm getting kind of sick of hearing about her arms anyway. Petty? Maybe. Considering I spend 14 hours a week in the gym and her arms are not that nice, I'm just sick of hearing it E-VER-Y WHERE. Anyway, this guy just goes one, super creepy step too far by announcing to the world he might "have a crush on" her. Yuck. Thanks dude-TMI 5 punches
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs- Here. Here. Here. You're a p*ssy. Go home and cry to your mommy. Stop fighting with the media. Your Dear President will be criticized and every time you fight back like that you just look stupid. 10 punches.
Neil Cavuto-I used to like Neil. Until now. I was appalled at his attitude toward the Tea Party Protesters (in which I participated in St. Louis) in this interview. It is unbelievable to me that he would come off with such venom in his attitude because it was a small protest. A) It wasn't NEARLY as small as we originally expected; asshole. and B) YOU HAVE TO START SOME WHERE. I'm pretty sure the Boston Tea Party was like 200 hundred people. 100 punches ('cause I thought you were an ACTUAL fiscal conservative.)